DOGBERT IS SATOSHI.
MEET BERTCOIN.
A cartoon dog invented digital money, named it Bertcoin, and hid his face. Crypto called him Satoshi. Scroll the story.
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IT STARTED IN
THE FUNNIES.
July 2013. In a Dilbert strip, Dogbert invents a currency and names it Bertcoin himself — then vows to rule the world and refuses to show his face.
THE FORUM
RAN WITH IT.
BitcoinTalk #260841 declared Dogbert the real Satoshi and spun up the whole empire — Mt. Bert, BertExplorer, BertPay. Then the thread went quiet for a decade.
ASKED IN 2013.
ANSWERED IN 2026.
The thread’s last question — “so, who is launching bertcoin now?” — hung there for thirteen years. Nobody did. Until now.
THE FIRST DOG COIN
IS NOW.
The oldest crypto meme on the internet, finally minted. Community-driven, zero pretense.
THE FIRST DOG COIN.
Bertcoin was named in a Dilbert strip back in July 2013 — the oldest dog in crypto. A punchline that sat waiting for over a decade.
Bertcoin in the funnies
In a Dilbert strip, Dogbert invents a digital currency and names it Bertcoin himself. An anonymous genius's coin.
Dogbert is Satoshi
A BitcoinTalk thread argues Dilbert's dog is the real creator of Bitcoin. It becomes forum legend.
The thread goes quiet
The punchline sits dormant on BitcoinTalk for over a decade, waiting for someone to get the joke.
The community takes over
$BertCoin is reclaimed on Solana. The first dog coin finally gets its coin.
THE ORIGINAL
CRYPTO MEME.
July 22, 2013. A BitcoinTalk user named Phinnaeus Gage posts a thread titled “Dogbert is Satoshi Nakamoto!”— arguing that Dilbert's megalomaniacal dog is the real creator of Bitcoin.
“I invented a digital currency that I call Bertcoin. Soon I will control all of the money in the entire world. BUWHAHAHA!”
— Dogbert, Dilbert strip · July 2013
The coin already had its name from the funnies — Bertcoin— so the forum runs with it, giving every Bitcoin fixture a Bert version: Mt. Bert, BertExplorer, BertPay, Bert Baccarat.
THE PROOF?
“Dogbert and Satoshi have the same amount of letters. This is exactly what Satoshi would do to cloak his identity.”
That thread sat dormant for over a decade. BertCoin is the punchline that became real.
BITCOINTALK #260841
July 22, 2013 · bitcointalk.org
Thanks to subcoin and OnkelPaul for bringing it to our attention — Dogbert is Satoshi Nakamoto!
"I invented a digital currency that I call Bertcoin." "Soon I will control all of the money in the entire world. BUWHAHAHA! Maybe you should hide your identity."
This is exactly what Satoshi would do to cloak his identity.
You want more proof? Mmmkay! Dogbert and Satoshi have the same amount of letters.
so, who is launching bertcoin now?
THE PROPHET VANISHED
Phinnaeus Gage — the man who named the dog — last logged into BitcoinTalk on June 6, 2020. Then he disappeared. Exactly like Satoshi did.
The real thread — receipts
ASKED IN 2013.
ANSWERED IN 2026.
For thirteen years the thread's last question just hung there: “so, who is launching bertcoin now?”Nobody ever did. Until the community picked up the torch. Somebody finally launched Bertcoin — and it's us.
ANSWER THE QUESTION →THE BERT EMPIRE
The 2013 thread sketched the whole empire — BertExplorer, BertPay, the Magazine, MothLabs, Mt. Bert. We stopped saying “soon” and shipped it. It's live. 👇
Enter the Bertverse →STRAIGHT FROM THE FUNNIES
SPIN THE WAGGER
Grab the coin and fling it. The first dog coin, in your hands — give Dogbert a spin.
Drag to spin · let go to fling
THE WHITEPAPER.
Before Doge, there was Bert. Yes, the dog coin has a whitepaper — the full 2013 origin, the thesis, the tokenomics, and the Bert Empire roadmap, laid out receipt by receipt.
Dogbert named Bertcoin in July 2013. Dogecoin launched five months later. The paper shows its work.
PAGE 1 / 8HOW TO BUY $BERTCOIN
Get a Solana wallet
Install Phantom or Solflare and fund it with a little SOL.
Copy the contract
Grab the official $BertCoin address below. Accept no imposters.
Swap on pump.fun
Paste the address, pick your amount, confirm.
Kiss the wagger
Hold. Bark. Tell two friends the first dog coin was Bert.
Official contract — accept no imposters
THE JOKE IS
13 YEARS OLD.
THE COIN IS NOW.
BertCoin — community-driven, zero pretense. Built on the oldest crypto meme that ever existed.